Thursday, November 29, 2012

You Mad Br--- Oh Shut UP!!!

I've been playing a lot of Call of Duty recently, and I cannot stop laughing at the people online that I randomly play with. These guys get so angry within a heartbeat, I cannot understand why that is. I'm going to go off on a limb here and tell you all that I don't really give a damn if I'm the best first-person shooter or not, I just like to play. The only time the game annoys me is when the damn lag starts acting up and I know I knifed someone first. However, I don't sit on my couch, screaming into my head set, "You fucking faggot" at least fifty times to one person that got a cheap shot on me.
Here's something I thought was really funny when I was playing with my boyfriend and a few other friends the other day, and I'm not trying to be racist here at all but you have to believe this is somewhat true. We recently discovered that if you're a gay black man, the online folks will love you. The amount of times I heard the words "faggot" and "nigger" pop up was astronomical. I'm not sure if they really truly believe that all the people they play against is black, or they think that the word serves other purposes. I was just hoping that they would change their vocabulary soon. But unfortunately, they never did, which disappointed me because I really wanted to hear something different.

Actually, I take that back, someone actually called me a "fucking slut" because I knifed them in the back while playing "Sticks and Stones." Sorry mate, you left yourself open... I always say that to myself when I get someone with a knife. It's too funny, well for me that is.

I don't know why these two words have to repeat themselves, especially the word "nigger." I can tell when I'm playing against someone that is black because they have a distinct voice, however, when I know I'm playing against a bunch of nerdy ten-year-olds, there's no way one of them has to be black, so using the word "nigger" serves absolutely no purpose. And even when there is a black person in the game, they honestly don't get offended by it, why? Well, simple, they obviously don't take shit from other people, just like me.

I've been called a "bitch" before all because I was in the lead as a very low level. I'll admit, it's really fun taking any of the top three places while being an extremely low level user, and it probably hurts a lot of people's feelings when they see that. But you know, calling me a "bitch" because I'm better than you doesn't make any difference whatsoever, nor does it bother me. It just shows that you can't handle someone being better than you. It's quite laughable to hear the mad reactions from these users becuase honestly, they get so fucking pissed off that it's great. I just sit back, put my headset on mute, and just hear all the shit these guys throw out of their mouths. At times I want to respond to them, but I know it's totally not worth it because I know how it's going to go down:

I say something that makes them aware that they're getting so angry over a video game, they'll either respond back to me that I'm a fucking whore who needs to go back into the kitchen or just shout some more profanity with them thinking that it's really hurting my widdle feelings.

When I hear something that's absolutely original is when I'll actually start caring about the name callings, but I haven't heard anything new from any of these guys. When you overuse the words "fuck," "faggot," "bitch," "nigger," and "asshole," they really don't affect me that much as you think it should be. I just normally shake my head, laugh a bit, and go hunt down some more people who have a hard time understanding that it's just a game.


I have yet to hear anyone use the phrase, "you mad bro?" I'm waiting for someone to use it... or is this the wrong game to hear that?

Friday, November 16, 2012

Twilight Ruined Vampires... Obviously.

It's sad to see such a cool race go down in history as a mockery all due to some love book girls are so mad over. I don't understand the success over Twilight, maybe it's because I was never a fan and never will be. So some whimpy, skinny white boy who happens to be a vampire is suddenly in love with a human. That's all I know about Twilight, oh, and there's some weird love triangle, of course, going on with some wolfman. Ugh, damnit! This is ridiculous, I can't enjoy any games that has vampires in them all because of this shitty book.

The series that I can no longer enjoy anymore is the Legacy of Kain series.

Back in the 90s, this game was freaking cool, getting to play as a vampire, sucking blood from humans and kicking ass. And then when they introduced Raziel to the scene, oh ho, you're an undead vampire sucking souls from your jawless body. Raziel was one of the coolest characters I've ever played in the past, and now, all because of this damn book, I can't enjoy my time playing any of the games. All I keep thinking is if there's going to be some random twist in the game where Raziel falls in love with a human and try to keep her away from Kain's destruction. However, I know this won't happen because I've played through the entire game before, still, I keep thinking this, and it's pathetic.

Vampires used to be a cool species to play around with becuase they were terrifyingly awesome. I mean, there were so many vampire movies and stories that weren't about some stupid romance between them and a human. But because of this book, it's now being flooded everywhere with love and compassion. They're being overused in the same kind of direction with Twilight as much as the zombies are being overused. Come on, where's the fun in this? I can't find any.

I'm sorry to say this, but I can't find any kind of enjoyment with the Legacy of Kain series due to this book, and it sickens me that I say this because the series used to be my favorite series in the past. Granted that there will never be another game for it (due to several voice actors didn't want to continue and the death of Tony Jay (the Elder God)) still, it never hurts me to play it again just for funzeis, however I can't enjoy it anymore thanks to that stupid book.

Hopefully, this Twilight obsession amongst the fans can fade away by next year. As long as the movies are done for, seriously... I want to enjoy vampires as much as I wanted to again.

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Monday, November 5, 2012

Decapitating Confusion Of Zombie Killings

I dunno, I'm debating whether or not it's worth having Resident Evil 6 as a present for me when my birthday comes up. I mean, I am a fan of the series, no doubt about that, but the last two games that recently came out for the series, I wasn't a big fan of them. I'm pretty sure you've all read my review about Operation: Raccoon City, and I haven't really played that much of the fifth game due to the lackluster additions that they provided in the game.

I guess I just don't want to be disappointed again. The game has obviously gone away from what it used to be, I get that, and I'm not really that bothered by it. However, at least don't design the game to where it freaking sucks like the fifth game. I'm sorry, but I was not happy when I found out that they had to censor a few things since the fourth game was that scary towards some people. I didn't like that.

Of course, you can tell that I'm against censorship. So Leon gets his head decapitated by Dr. Salvador, a character I've come to be afraid of when I hear him coming. Now, when Chris or Sheva gets their heads decapitated... you don't see it... at all... why? Because people thought that it was too fucking scary in the previous game to continue having it here.

Seriously? You have games like God of War and Manhunt existing and you think a puny head decapitation is really scary? Okay. I thought that the fifth game was going to double what the fourth had... despite that I'm not that big of a fan of the Redfields. Still, it wouldn't have killed to leave that in untouched.

It's things like that minor detail that makes me want to see if the sixth game is really worth getting into.

>'-'<