You're fighting against these never ending dudes in yellow who also have roller blades on as well, shooting a barrage of bullets at you that only a few actually connects. You're heading to Club X, the hottest new club that opened in LA because AEORSMITH is playing there tonight! But as you're fighting through, they get captured by NWO's leader, Helga, played by Kerri Hopkins, who also plays all the girls in the game and who is also Sonya Blade from Mortal Kombat. Reason why I mentioned that is because Midway is to thank for this game. When you get to Steven Tyler's dressing room, he tells you to go to his car and such, stop NWO from taking over the world and music is the weapon.
Yeah.
Oh, did I mention that before you see Aerosmith get captured, a giant tank comes storming into the club? It's that kind of a game.
When you get to the car and such, you're on your way to three different locations. The Middle East, the Amazon and Pacific Rim. In each of these locations, you need to stop whatever NWO is doing at these spots, whether it's to stop a busload of children on their way to be brainwashed, contaminated food, or chemical making. In each of these spots, you're also fighting men with surf boards for maskss and Power Ranger cosplayers. Each of these levels have bosses that take FOREVER to destroy, so remember to stock up on a bunch of CDs, because remember, music is the weapon... which means music literally IS the weapon. You have to basically dismember these bosses piece by piece, leaving absolutely nothing left of it.
There's a bit of a difference when you're playing the Middle East level, where you're stopping a busload of children to be brainwashed. You have to constantly keep up with the speed of the bus, so you're either speeding up or speeding down every now and then. Once you magically find a way to actually destroy this bus, you also kill the kids that are inside of it, because once you destroy the bus, you really destroy the bus, meaning that you also destroy the children that are inside. Great job you murderous bastards.
Throughout the game, you have to find all the members of Aerosmith. You have to do a series of tasks in order to find them. So, to find Steven Tyler, you have to shoot these two fishheads and this TV in the lounge area, once you do that, you'll be entering in some secret zone and you'll find Tyler making out with some random chick. It's like that with the other characters, finding something to shoot at and heading onto the secret area. Why am I mentioning this? Because you HAVE to find these guys in order to get the REAL ending. Yeah, it's one of THOSE games.
You see, once you defeat Helga, meaning once again, shooting and dismembering her... I mean, he, yeah, Helga is really a giant mutated macho man in disguise, piece by piece, you get words scrolling up on the screen telling you about the ending. If you didn't find all of the members, it tells you that you will not be rocking with the "greatest" band ever, Aerosmith, because you didn't locate all of the members. You gotta find all of them to be legends.
Meh, that's fine, I'm sure everyone else will be pleased to rock out with me after I saved all of their lives from the New World Order. I'm sorry Aerosmith is too arrogant to rock out with me because I couldn't find their sorry asses in hard to reach spots.
>'-'<
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